http://groezingers.com Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:45:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dear Beloved Groezinger Customer, For some of us, it’s nice to have 2011 in the rear view mirror. Like Lindsay Lohan…hopefully the days in jail are over, and kudos to that brilliant airbrush artist. Have you seen the before and after shots? Wow. I predict a big 2012 come back for ... http://groezingers.com/2012/01/january-2012/ Dear Groezinger Customer, Gobble-gobble-gobble-hack-hack-splat! No, this is not the name of a previously undiscovered demo tape from the Ramones or a new taunt college football fans yell at the South Carolina Gamecocks. It is the sound of of good ol’ ‘Merica gearing up for the biggest celebration of gluttony and ... http://groezingers.com/2011/11/november-2011/ Dear Groezinger Customer, Are you scared yet? Just when you thought it was safe to go to your mailbox, we’re back with our October issue.  With All Hallows Eve looming ominously on the horizon, we are forced to face our deepest fears and accept with bitter agony that once ... http://groezingers.com/2011/09/october-2011/ Dear Groezinger Customer, Recent studies show that music is good for your health and can also help people with severe illnesses. It can lower pain levels, cheer a person’s mood, improve vital signs, and compliment medication. Independent studies show music works even better when you listen to ... http://groezingers.com/2011/08/august-september-2011/ JULY 2011                                                                                                 ... http://groezingers.com/2011/07/july-2011-newsletter/ JUNE 2011 800-356-3970 www.groezingers.com Dear Groezinger Customer, The Sperminator. Way to go, Arnold.  Apparently, he has even more love children out there from what the underground news is saying.  When you’re rich and powerful, you shouldn’t be banging your nasty maid, especially without a rubber…….Even if your wife does look like Willem Dafoe.  Get ... http://groezingers.com/2011/06/june-2011/ Dear Groezinger Customer, At last it is over. After millions and millions of dollars, countless news shows and special edition reports, we can all rest a little easier. The entire world must be grateful.  I don’t know how much more I could take, but it’s over now.  Willy and Katy are ... http://groezingers.com/2011/05/may-2011-newsletter/ DEAR FRIENDS OF GROEZINGERS, Do you ever get just sick and tired of reading this raunchy newsletter? Is the humor getting redundant? Maybe you don’t like the bad jokes and cuss words and maybe you don’t even want any wine. If that’s the case, then April is your month. Groezinger’s will ... http://groezingers.com/2011/03/march-2011-newsletter/ DEAR FRIENDS OF GROEZINGERS, Did you realize February had so many occasions and holidays? I didn’t. Now that the holidays are over, here are some fantastic reasons to get back to celebrating: 1.The Daytona 500, 2.Valentine’s Day, which is coincidentally  2b. National Condom Day       3. Cherry Month and Cherry Pie Day  ... http://groezingers.com/2011/02/february-2011/ DEAR FRIENDS OF GROEZINGERS, Happy New Year to all y’all! Hope your holidays were fun, safe, and you stayed away from the salvia bong hits. With 2012 just around the corner, the end of the world could be close if the Mayan’s predictions were correct. Let’s just hope the Iranians can’t ... http://groezingers.com/2011/01/january-2011/